Good description of the magpies captain
Nick Maxwell is illegitamite He ain't got no birth certificate He's got AIDS and cant get rid of it He's a f*cking b*stard
Bobby Robson- Comin' Home Chant
The charity song made in his honour. (Ed: see Youtube for the tune)
To mackems, Man United, Roy Keane and about everyone else
Chester fans taking the piss out of Aldershot's poor attempt at a ground.
Telling everyone how we're going us as Champions, to the tune of "that boy Ronaldo"